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Tweak says, "Baby poop!"

pen (penny) wrote,
@ 2006-12-29 17:24:00

ebert
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	tyson the boxer cares naught about the emmys. lambert 2008-09-22 12:03 am UTC (link)
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	Let's make one out of paper mache. An Emmy that is. penny 2008-09-22 12:12 am UTC (link)
	Is that look in his eye because of the hosts? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	I'll whip up the paste mixture. You shred the new york times. team work. lambert 2008-09-22 12:16 am UTC (link)
	just the probst with the most and tom bergeron and seacrest...and dare i say it, heidi klum. tyson thinks that howie mandel was adequate, however. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Just be sure to change out of the tux. You looked very dashing for a loser. penny 2008-09-22 12:25 am UTC (link)
	Hey now. Heidi can do no wrong. Don't turn your back on Project Runway, Tyson. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	but then what will i wear to bed? come on, pen. use your brain. lambert 2008-09-22 12:49 am UTC (link)
	tyson regrets to say that he stands by his earlier assessment. auf wiedersehen, heidi. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Do you want to borrow a pair of my longjohns? penny 2008-09-22 01:03 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't adopt Tyson. Even if he were at the pound. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	you know me so well. lambert 2008-09-22 01:07 am UTC (link)
	why do you hate animals, penny? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	I'll never forgive you if you stretch them out. penny 2008-09-22 01:13 am UTC (link)
	Don't say things like that unless you're going to cover Sampson and Punky's ears! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	well i guess it'll have to be the tux then. lambert 2008-09-22 01:18 am UTC (link)
	sorry kids. why don't you guys sit in front of the tv and watch the hannah montana. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	You're so impractical. penny 2008-09-22 01:23 am UTC (link)
	Look at those father skills. I'm very impressed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	and you say to-mah-to. let's call the whole thing off lambert 2008-09-23 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	i learned from the best. (oscar bluth) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Are you saying you're going to bed naked? penny 2008-09-23 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	We don't have a friend with a missing arm to teach them lessons. What are we going to do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrs. robinson, if you don't mind me saying so, this conversation is getting a little strange. lambert 2008-09-24 12:58 am UTC (link)
	chinese water torture? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	What song will be next? The suspense is killing me! penny 2008-09-24 01:20 am UTC (link)
	Now I'm just worried. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	B-B-B-BLINDED BY THE LIGHT, REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE, ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT lambert 2008-09-24 12:57 pm UTC (link)
	it's going to be great. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Psh. That was predictable. penny 2008-09-24 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	It apparently is the most effective way to make our kids insane. Forget grounding them and making them do their homework. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	you know what else will be predictable? me punching you in the face. LOVINGLY lambert 2008-09-24 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	good behavior is for squares (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	I'm calling the cops. penny 2008-09-25 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	You know who else good behavior is for? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Interesting, because I am singing the theme song from cops.. lambert 2008-09-25 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	early release from a federal penitentiary? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	It's like I knew what you were going to do before you did it. penny 2008-09-25 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	I'm surprised you didn't say conjugal visit. You really aren't a perv. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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