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pen ([info]penny) wrote,
@ 2006-12-29 17:24:00

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ebert
CREDITS | DIRECTORY | AWARDS

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tyson the boxer cares naught about the emmys.
[info]lambert
2008-09-22 12:03 am UTC (link)

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Let's make one out of paper mache. An Emmy that is.
[info]penny
2008-09-22 12:12 am UTC (link)
Is that look in his eye because of the hosts?

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I'll whip up the paste mixture. You shred the new york times. team work.
[info]lambert
2008-09-22 12:16 am UTC (link)
just the probst with the most and tom bergeron and seacrest...and dare i say it, heidi klum. tyson thinks that howie mandel was adequate, however.

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Just be sure to change out of the tux. You looked very dashing for a loser.
[info]penny
2008-09-22 12:25 am UTC (link)
Hey now. Heidi can do no wrong. Don't turn your back on Project Runway, Tyson.

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but then what will i wear to bed? come on, pen. use your brain.
[info]lambert
2008-09-22 12:49 am UTC (link)
tyson regrets to say that he stands by his earlier assessment. auf wiedersehen, heidi.

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Do you want to borrow a pair of my longjohns? - [info]penny, 2008-09-22 01:03 am UTC
you know me so well. - [info]lambert, 2008-09-22 01:07 am UTC
I'll never forgive you if you stretch them out. - [info]penny, 2008-09-22 01:13 am UTC
well i guess it'll have to be the tux then. - [info]lambert, 2008-09-22 01:18 am UTC
You're so impractical. - [info]penny, 2008-09-22 01:23 am UTC
and you say to-mah-to. let's call the whole thing off - [info]lambert, 2008-09-23 05:32 pm UTC
Are you saying you're going to bed naked? - [info]penny, 2008-09-23 10:13 pm UTC
mrs. robinson, if you don't mind me saying so, this conversation is getting a little strange. - [info]lambert, 2008-09-24 12:58 am UTC
What song will be next? The suspense is killing me! - [info]penny, 2008-09-24 01:20 am UTC
B-B-B-BLINDED BY THE LIGHT, REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE, ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT - [info]lambert, 2008-09-24 12:57 pm UTC
Psh. That was predictable. - [info]penny, 2008-09-24 08:59 pm UTC
you know what else will be predictable? me punching you in the face. LOVINGLY - [info]lambert, 2008-09-24 09:37 pm UTC
I'm calling the cops. - [info]penny, 2008-09-25 09:15 pm UTC
Interesting, because I am singing the theme song from cops.. - [info]lambert, 2008-09-25 10:10 pm UTC
It's like I knew what you were going to do before you did it. - [info]penny, 2008-09-25 10:15 pm UTC

[info]truax
2008-09-22 10:40 pm UTC (link)
I was asked today why you and I got into a physical fight at your parents home.

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[info]penny
2008-09-22 10:43 pm UTC (link)
Should I be afraid of what your reply was?

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[info]truax
2008-09-22 10:46 pm UTC (link)
I behaved. I just asked them if it looked like I was in New York.

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[info]penny
2008-09-22 10:48 pm UTC (link)
I've never had that big of a story made up about me. I don't know if I'm supposed to celebrate or be horrified.

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(no subject) - [info]truax, 2008-09-22 10:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]penny, 2008-09-22 10:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]truax, 2008-09-22 10:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]penny, 2008-09-23 07:45 pm UTC

[info]elliotriggs
2009-04-04 05:48 pm UTC (link)
Emily just told me to tell you that even when you're really fat she'll still like you better than Chris.

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[info]penny
2009-04-04 05:56 pm UTC (link)
I am not fat! But you don't have to correct, in case that would make her change her mind.

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[info]elliotriggs
2009-04-04 06:02 pm UTC (link)
She says that she knows you don't fit in your skinny jeans anymore. Have you been letting her watch "What Not To Wear"?

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[info]penny
2009-04-04 06:11 pm UTC (link)
Maybe. Every girl needs to know how to show off her assets and by structured pieces that accent your waist.

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(no subject) - [info]elliotriggs, 2009-04-04 06:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]penny, 2009-04-04 08:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]elliotriggs, 2009-04-04 08:40 pm UTC

[info]lambert
2009-04-30 12:54 am UTC (link)
and everytime i try to fly, i fall, without my wings i feel so small. i guess i need you baby.

i bet you thought i was referencing britney spears. wrong. it's the glen hansard cover. this must be embarrassing for you.

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[info]penny
2009-04-30 01:04 am UTC (link)
i bet you didn't know that i was wishing you were referencing britney spears.

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[info]lambert
2009-08-04 04:52 am UTC (link)
B wants you to know that he hope your enjoying your well-earned sleep and that my singing and gently bouncing skills are really inadequate in comparison to yours. He conveyed this by screaming for fifteen minutes, and then, as soon as I got him on the changing table with his diaper off? By pooping. Like a boss. I can't decide whether I'm disgusted or proud. Actually, no. I'm disgusted by how proud I am. That's all.

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[info]penny
2009-08-12 01:41 am UTC (link)
Today while he was napping, I realized that he can never leave the apartment. Seriously. We have to babyproof Manhattan.

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[info]lambert
2009-08-12 04:51 am UTC (link)
You start with Battery Park and I'll take care of the Bronx. We can meet in Central Park. Just like a movie.

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not our barnabas. i will not allow it. he'll just have to remain tiny, chubby and squishy forever.
[info]lambert
2009-08-18 08:12 pm UTC (link)
http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&brand=msn%20video&playlist=videoByUuids:uuids:6a57e347-1876-4d12-8573-df3c9ff9385a&showPlaylist=true&from=IV2_en-us_hp&fg=gtlv2

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[info]penny
2009-08-18 09:44 pm UTC (link)
Why do you hate me? We can't sleep, if we do, we'll miss his entire childhood and the next thing we know, he'll be graduating from Columbia.

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[info]lambert
2009-08-18 10:51 pm UTC (link)
this is bumming me out. i think i need some tummy time. stat.

don't tell anyone i just said that.

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[info]penny
2009-08-18 11:00 pm UTC (link)
It's already in the running for "Witty sayings for the inside of our family Christmas card." Which we're having. Family photo and everything because I said so. Which I can say now because I'm a mom (and because I said so.)

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(no subject) - [info]lambert, 2009-08-18 11:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]penny, 2009-08-18 11:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lambert, 2009-08-18 11:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]penny, 2009-08-19 02:50 am UTC

[info]lambert
2009-10-25 02:21 am UTC (link)
drools. moans. etc.

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[info]lambert
2009-11-06 06:13 am UTC (link)
http://www.mygoodnessduds.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=954

remember that self-righteous rant i had about how "first time baby tries ____" does not a onesie-worthy milestone make? that was silly. also it looks like the nbc logo, so.

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[info]penny
2009-11-06 06:19 am UTC (link)
Where are the matching parent tees? Forget Barney.

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